A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. The husband says, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."
On the third tee the wife tees up and shanks it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringes and says, "I told you to watch
out for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost."
They walk up, knock on the door, and hear a voice say, "Come on in." They open the door and see glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side
in the foyer. A man on the couch says, "Are you the people who broke my window?"
"Uh, yeah. Sorry about that." the husband replies.
"No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm going to grant three wishes - I'll
give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."
"OK, great!" the husband saysid. " I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem - your wish is granted. And you, what do you want?" the genie says, looking at the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world," she says.
"Consider it done." the genie replies.
"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband says.
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman ina thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife".
The husband looks at the wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess it's okay."
So, the genie takes the wife upstairs and ravishes her for two hours. After it's over, the genie rolls over, looks at the wife and says, "How old is your
husband, anyway?"
"35." she replies.
"And he still believes in genies? ....
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